May 14, 2017
Continuing his push to maximize the branding opportunities afforded by his presidency, today President Trump announced a brand new online shopping experience for all Americans: The White House Shopping Network.
Featuring a vast array of Trump-branded ties, steaks and bottled water, and emphasizing the fashion-forward designs of first daughter and White House staffer Ivanka Trump, the White House Shopping Network promises a seamless user experience (unlike the failed roll out of that disaster Obamacare), and launches today with a two week period of free shipping to all Red States.
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